A BEAR IN MIDAIR! LOOK, OVER THERE!

MAN CHARGED WITH ASSAULT AFTER DEMANDING MOONWALK DANCE AT GUNPOINT

COW TURNS UP AT MCDONALDS

FOREST SERVICE CONSIDERING EXPLOSIVES TO GET RID OF FROZEN COWS IN COLORADO MOUNTAIN CABIN

GEORGE THE GOLDFISH DEVELOPS HITLER MOUSTACHE

BLIND WRITER DIDN'T KNOW PEN HAD RUN OUT

GRAVY-WRESTLING MODEL SUFFERS HORRENDOUS FACIAL INJURIES AFTER BEING HIT WITH MONKEY WRENCH WHEN SHE INTERRUPTED A FRIEND HAVING SEX

BURGLAR 'BREASTFED STRANGER'S BABY'

IT'S BUNBELIEVABLE

MOUSTACHE OWNERS DEMAND TAX BREAKS